GorillaKilla Dating Hacks 101, Men, Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Poemeo?

You might be asking, what can gorillakilla.com, a men’s grooming website tell me about dating, actually, a lot. The NYC Dating scene and the beautiful women of New York were the inspiration behind the creation of a website focused on ridding men of ugly nose hair, back hair, unibrows and more.

So let’s get right into it: Valentine's Day? What’s your plan? Do you even have a plan? Don’t know what to do? Here’s an idea- start by impressing your date with your Giant Sex Organ! No, not that one you egomaniac/liar. The one between your ears.

It’s true. The fastest way to a woman’s heart is with thoughtful and meaningful words coming from your own heart. And what better way to express those words than writing a poem, that’s right you heard us correctly we said poem. Let’s save writing songs and building mansions for another time when budgetary and time constraints are not an issue.

So, how do you write a poem? The first rule is to incorporate your favorite things about her: personality, face, hobbies/things you like to do together, her body (loosely in that order). You can also go to Power Poetry for more tips.

Think of her while writing the poem. Don’t worry what your bros might think if they read it. It’s not for them. Keep the poem short and make the effort to memorialize it by putting it in a card. Women love being thought of and love knowing they have inspired you.

Any reasonable heartfelt effort will return big dividends in not only her eyes but also when she tells her friends and family. And yes, the poem is hers to share, not yours. Two more things. First, don’t be Edgar Allan No Dough. A poem is in addition to, not in lieu of, flowers, candy, or an evening out.

Second, poems are a little bit of a “One Trick Pony” so make it count the first time and if this happens to be a “first date” don't lay it on too thick and risk becoming  “Stalker Texas Ranger.” Just write a silly, short poem about the fun evening you have planned.

Remember, corny is cute and cute is your sweet spot and a great place to build on.

Leave a comment

Please note, comments must be approved before they are published